Toddler Tears : sneeze oatmeal

Recently, my two-year-old has become very possessive of his food.  To a fault.

I couldn’t make this up if I tried.  He has been holding bites of food in his mouth for long periods of time, too.  (Ick.)

Today, he was hoarding away some oatmeal in there when he had to sneeze.  He, naturally, sneezed oatmeal all over my dining room floor.  Our dog, naturally, ate the sneeze oatmeal off the floor.

Toddler cried hysterically that the dog had taken his oatmeal.  His nasty, spitty, half-dissolved sneeze-oatmeal.